How to find out somebody’s relationship status

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lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

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autosuficiencia:

my ideal body weight is you on top of me.

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seanisinsane:

Go on ANON and tell me what you think of me. I do not want to know who it is, at all. Don’t tell me who it is, don’t give me hints, don’t say your screen name. Tell me exactly what you think of me. Don’t sugarcoat things. Don’t lie. If you hate me, tell me why. Tell me what I’m doing wrong. If you like me, tell me why. Tell me exactly what you think of me.

Really interested in this!

No point rebloging but ohwell

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c-cumberbatch:

mytardishaswings:

femmederqueer:

WAIT WERE ADAM AND EVE EVEN MARRIED

OH MY GOD 

THE BIBLE JUST COLLAPSED ON ITSELF

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wonderingaboutfandoms:

letyourjourneystart:

According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.

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lovelynobody00:

moriarty:

how come no one ever talks about how hans was about to slice elsa’s fucking head off

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its like every character in the movie was g-rated disney, except for hans, hans literally came straight out of game of thrones

the southern isles send their regards

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oomshi:

if you wouldn’t suck a dick for one million dollars you are lYINGg

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jodiamandis:

gayleaf:

victorias secret 

victorias rumour

victorias regret

:(

Hahaha

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stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

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snapchatting:

drawing is fun until you realize how much better other people are at it than u

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