puppetparade:

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are you sure?

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darrenstummy:

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

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tumblr didn’t ruin my life i was already a loser before i joined this website

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rnedia:

trying to argue with someone over text is like being italian and having to talk with handcuffs on

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superwhovianpotterhead:

thatinvinciblekid:

samifersexual:

wugs:

thisriotsucks:

Green Day’s lovely cover of Eye of the Tiger

Rising up BA NA NA NAAAA
BA NA NA NA NA NA NAAA NAAAA
Went the distance now I’m BA NA NA NAAA
Gotta fight BA DO DOO DO DO DOOO
It’s the Eye of the Tiger it’s the
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
BA DA DA BOO DOO BOO DOO BA DA BAAAA DAAAAAA
DOO DOO DOOOO
BooDoOoDOooDooDOoodOoo dadAAaaaDA DA
daaa ddaaa ;sldkfls the eye of the
EEEEEYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

i thought you were exaggerating holy crap

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idek how many times i have reblogged this but it will never not make me laugh omg

(Source: wilde-onexx, via fuckedup-frenchfry)

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herriestiles:

shelterfromcold:

two deer walk out of a gay bar, one turns to the other and says “man, i can’t believe i blew thirty bucks in there”.

this literally took me forever to get

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flappypussyz:

when you type “fuck” but accidentally put “duck”

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rupsidaisy:

pizzaforpresident:

firemen:

my follower count is my birth year

did you know jesus personally?

slam DUNKED

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vvhorebag:

ur girl with u:

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ur girl with me:

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sextradite:

ridge:

IM REALLY TIRED OF PARENTS THINKING THAT EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET IS A PREDATOR 

ikr wanna meet up and talk about it so where do you live?

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