hbunot:

how would you even start sex like kiss kiss oh ok look im inside you

(Source: hbunot, via jennimoi)

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problemactic:

wifipassworcl:

problemactic:

my nose keeps running

well you better go catch it

image

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oomshi:

paris hilton is my idol bc shes famous for being famous

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disappears:

can i politely murder you

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sceptre:

if you didnt take a picture of your starbucks did you really have starbucks

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let’s see you try to unfollow me without any arms

(Source: foxnewsofficial, via measurable)

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hotelmario:

bobshit:

what are snails even trying to do

their best

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